For External Use Only

I'm procrastinating instead of working on my Semantics homework due tomarrow.

In front of me is a box of hair-removal wax stuff that my roomie got the other day. There's something on the back of that box in Big Bold letters that I can't get past:

NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

Let me just say... for any animal that has ever had hair-removal wax tested on them:

OW.

thank you
~jlev.